I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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