I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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