is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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