Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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