i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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