I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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