Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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