So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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