So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Farmville is her only friend.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
they're like a gay fantastic four
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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