I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Randomize
