dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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