I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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