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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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