I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
