If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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