Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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