I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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