I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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