i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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