Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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