a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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