Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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