let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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