if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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