i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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