no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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