I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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