I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Bang-toberfest begins!!
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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