Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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