I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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