I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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