He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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