wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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