Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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