My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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