My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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