why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
two words: eviction party
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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