He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
my being single is dangerous.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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