Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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