Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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