Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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