the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
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