is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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