guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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