lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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