Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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