I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
How external is "for external use only"?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
