The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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