im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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