check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
